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lemonclanarchive:

Liz: I am making my graceful transition into spinsterhood.

(via zennifer)

(Source: kato-nash, via luxover)

spiketv:

Meow’s the time to cancel your plans for tonight. “Super Troopers” airs tonight (Friday 9/7) at 8pm on Spike. 

You have a good day, meow, ya hear?

(via comedycentral)

patbaer:

julieklausner:

Today we learned that @TidyCats is also VERY GOOD AT SOCIAL MEDIA. #FUBushsBeans

Scenario #1: due to the Duke story, animal-focused companies now know Julie, and are pre-disposed to be nice to her.

Scenario #2: these companies just get social media, no matter who’s tweeting.

BOTH SCENARIOS ARE TO BE APPLAUDED. 

Inspirational people: Richard Ayoade

Cat in the top row!

(via truncated-symphony)

I know Paul Ryan is a douchebag politician and not a comedian but I laughed aloud at this so you're welcome.

effington:

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art Mankini.

upper-stories:

shadehcat:

I need more of this in my life.

Wheatley is a robot from Portal 2 voiced my comedy hottie Stephen Merchant.

(Source: sketchyscenario, via sassychassis)